USA Today Coaches Poll Released

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A few of my initial thoughts:

  • I’m surprised to see LSU at #1. They should have a great defense, maybe even best in the country, BUT they have a brand new QB. That should always be enough to keep a team out of the top spot, in my opinion. He had a great year at Butler Community College, but that’s Butler Community College. The lights in the SEC are much brighter. The kid’s a wildcard. He’s also a bit rapey.

  • USC should have the top spot. Their offense is going to be supernasty, like they’re going to rock fucking faces off in the Pac 12. They have the best QB in the country, best WR corp, and now they added a very good RB in Silas Redd from Pedo State. I get it, though – the SEC has won every natty going back to ’06. That’s why they hold the top two spots.

  • No problems with Bama at #2.

  • I think Oregon is a bit high, but they’re definitely a top 10 team. That plug-‘n-play offense is for real, and they have team speed that could compete for bronze in the 2012 Olympics.

  • OU is overrated. “Oh fuck you, Dorn. You’re a Texas guy. Biased little fuck face.” Yeah yeah, go fuck yourself. They really are overrated. After their most productive WR in program history, Ryan Broyles, went down last season to injury, that high-flying OU offense looked very pedestrian. And now he’s in the NFL. They have also suffered a smorgasbord of suspensions and injuries to key players. Their defense lost some key guys, as well, especially along the D-line. They belong somewhere around 9 – 12.

  • Georgia at 6? How many times are we going to go through this? They will trip over themselves, get up, and trip again. They can’t handle it, and they won’t be able to with Richt wearing the headset.

  • Move Florida State to 4 or 5. That defense is going to be great, and I think Manuel has a good year.

  • Surprised that Missouri is nowhere to be found in the top 25. I never thought they would end up in the top 25 when it’s all said and done, but they are good enough to start out there.

  • Notre Dame at 24 is funny. They sneak into the top 25 every damn season it seems like. They just don’t end up there after real games are played.

  • West Virginia is too high. Very good offense, but they’re not playing in the Big East anymore. They are now playing some formidable defenses. Speaking of defense, WVU doesn’t really have one. Move them to about the 18 spot.

  • Texas at 15 is about right, but they have a stock arrow pointing upward. The defense will be top 5 in the country, and the running game should be deadly if the O-line can hold up. However, they are currently accepting QB applications from intramural phenoms nationwide.

    One more month…

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    1. 2
      CGerdes

      How the hell is Florida at 23? I go there and I don’t agree with it. Our home games are easy wins, but our biggest games are on the road and I don’t see us winning more than 9 games this season. MAYBE we pull out a 25 spot at the end of the season, but I don’t think we’ve earned a top 25 spot before the season starts.

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        Success

        If you think AU is “dogshit”, you haven’t been paying attention or are just a complete fucktard…I’m figuring both.

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        Chuck_Loadsman

        LOL, Clemson, report to the hazement…as a Mountaineer it was laughable to say the least when I attended the Orange bowl. It’s the first time I felt guilty for heckling elderly alumni. Anti-Clemson chants got so tired and pointless we reverted to our favorite chant of “Eat Shit Pitt!”

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        Chuck_Loadsman

        Congrats on the same tired old joke. Inbreeding, really? The royal family has done it for years and they’re doing fine. And that’s not a joke. Apparently you have never been to Morgantown. The majority of the student body is from MD, VA, and NJ. That being said, the girls are hot and totally tight butthole in the sense that they usually have loose buttholes by the end of their sophomore year. Shit loads to do, and no metro police to make you pay for your legal infidelities.

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        AdamScott

        ^^ Chuck, at the end of the day, you still go to West Virginia, and for that I feel sorry for you. Enjoy the inbred lifestyle

        -Adam

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        Success

        You sir, are an idiot. AU may not be at their best since they’re too young, but they’re hardly dog shit. They’ve had a top 10 recruiting class for the last 4 years. And Clemson huh? Did you hear that? I think West Virginia just scored again…

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        Will Fratchamp

        As for staying on topic, if UF goes 9-3 with this brutal schedule, they’ll definitely be in the top 25 heading into Bowl Week.

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        Old Dirt Hill

        el oh el, my school presides in the top 5…

        I Guaran-fucking-tee that Auburn doesn’t sit in the top 25 at the end of the season, and yes my team will be sitting top 5 once again after another bcs win.

        You squad is dog shit…so prepare, because Clemson is still going to skull fuck Auburn

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      I am drot nunk

      Of course Missouri isn’t a top 25 team. They never were and never will be a football school. Sure they got some nice recruits this off season, but I doubt that’s going to help them this year.

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      frathard704

      Dorn, I wasn’t aware that the Big 12 had ANY good defensive teams. All I see in the Big 12 is high scoring. West Virginia to #18? Are you joking? Geno Smith is already the best QB in the Big 12 yet to take a snap. Texas doesn’t have anyone with the arm strength or accuracy to throw a deep out. Have you even played football before? Probably not. Don’t need a good defense when we put up 70 points in a bowl game. Wish I was still playing so I could smash your longhorns in person! Go Mountaineers!

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      jmt

      Georgia is ranked #6 because they are returning 9 players on a top-5 defense, and Murray will be a 3rd year starter starter at QB. Couple that on with an “easy” schedule (if there is such a thing in the SEC), and it is an extremely sensible pick. They will be favored in every game they play, with the exception of going into Columbia against the Cocks. And say what you will about Mark Richt, but the man has won SEC championships in the past with a solid defensive coordinator, VanGorder, and Todd Grantham is the best defensive coordinator the Dawgs have had since Erk Russell was roaming the sidelines headbutting players as they came back to the sideline.

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        Success

        Every season’s different, sparky. And I have no doubt that you had nothing to do with that win last year. I have vivid memories of AU railing UGA and they will again. I have nothing against the dawgs and I like Richt but little shit talking “fans” like you just destroy any good faith. Enjoy the east and try a little harder with the “pledge” talk, kiddo.

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        ViolentVomit

        Georgia will not be the team people project them to be because they have no offensive line this season. They have no depth and project to start a true fresh on the OL, which no matter how talented the boy is he is still a freshman. The D however will be good, but the offense will be anemic.

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        Success

        Quit whining, AU outrecruited you, period. And honestly fourth best in the west equates to the best in the east. Nice job in the SEC championship game by the way.

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        jmt

        ^^A recruit isn’t yours until they sign, especially in the SEC. So its hard to get mad at anybody for doing exactly what every SEC school is doing.

        ^4th best team in the West last year was Auburn, and did you not see the full on ass whopping that Auburn received Between the Hedges last year? And every Dawg fan who isn’t just a complete homer went into the SECCG with lowered expectations. And no matter how the game finished, I was screaming my ass of at every damn Cajun in sight when the Tigers couldn’t even muster a first down in the first half. Too bad the special teams was a different story.

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        Chuck_Loadsman

        This guy..”if UGA just played the second half like they did the fiiiiiirst”..yea yea, what if grasshoppers had machine guns? Probably wouldn’t fuck with them now would you?

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        Success

        No son, you’re shit talking. And yes, UGA won last year, no question. And we beat them the year before, you remember that? The year we won the National Championship and the Heisman? Remember? When’s the last time that happened in Athens? Oh right, never. Your last title was 30 or so years ago I believe. Georgia has a better team right now. That will change.

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        ReaganKA

        Success do you know what UGA students and Auburn students have in common? They both applied to UGA. You won a national championship in 2010 but you will forever be our back up school. Have fun in this job market you low class redneck alabama cow fucker.

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        Fratlem Brotrotters

        ^ second dawgs will be good this season. But I can’t stand Bobo. The man is a moron and I don’t understand the draws on third and long. Use your top quaterback sir. I am also pissed about Auburn trying to steal our recruits. How does it feel to be the fourth best team in the sec west?

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        Tallapoosa Snu

        By the end of the season, the Dawgs have a legit chance at winning the SEC, plenty of returning starters, on the off chance we get a breakout RB we’ll be a very complete team. Dorn, give us some respect. Richt deserves it too. He doesnt take shit from players, people give him shit all the time and he still rises above it and if you fuck up, he wont hesitate to bench your ass. He’s a great football coach, and he also cares about the well being of his players even after they move on. If he was cutthroat like Saban, yeah we’d probably have more wins. But he’s a respectable guy, and the wins will come. UGA going undefeated wouldn’t surprise me at all, us Dawgs fans believe. This year is gonna be quite a season.

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        Tallapoosa Snu

        Oh and I forgot to mention, FUCK BOBO. He’s got to go. That’s one thing I can’t stick with my team about. The dude makes some play calls that blow my fuckin mind how nonsensical the shit is

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        Fratlem Brotrotters

        ^ if only uga played the second half the same as the first, things would be a lot different. And that’s funny Success, I do remember kicking yalls asses last year. Now shut up pledge, grown ups are talking.

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        Bleaux Me

        ^Exactly, y’all obviously know nothing about what’s going on in the NCAA. If TFM is your only source for your football knowledge, you’re a dumbass. No offense to the writers of TFM, but they aren’t exactly top of the line sports analysts. This is a humor site, where most of the articles are heavily opinionated with little to no actual facts and substance. That being said, I would take Zack Mettenberger any day over the dumb ape we had finish the season last year in Jordan Jefferson.

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        sec_rules

        its probably because they had a top 8 defense that returned 9 starters and maybe its also because they are riding the number one recruiting class in the nation from ’10 into this season….. but thats just a thought. and as far as not getting any better…. the incoming class was last years number two overall. nice

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