USC’s ATO Throws Amazing Winter Wonderland Party

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I learned while watching the “Secret Societies of Hollywood” special on E! that a lot of celebrities partake in minor scandals and tip the paparazzi off themselves in order to stay relevant. Here at TFM, a similar phenomenon occurs. Some dudes get together, and they’re like “YOOO BROO! How fucking epic was that rager we hosted the other night? Soooo fucking epic, right? I can still hear the sloots calling out for my D in their sleep after that night. It was SO. FUCKING. SICK, BRO! You know what would be the most badass way to show people that we’re fucking bosses who rage? I know you’d THINK we should just keep raging and people would get the hint, but that’s some soft, pussy shit. I’ve got a WAY fucking better idea — let’s submit a video of our fucking AWESOME party to TFM, then everyone, not just on this campus, but in the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD, bro, will know HOW HARD WE RAGE.”

From there, they submit a video of their party, which usually consists of nothing that lame, but also of nothing all that interesting. So, this morning, as people were tipping me off about USC’s ATO video of their Winter Wonderland party, I was reluctant to view it. Except that it actually looks pretty awesome. They decorated with Christmas lights and decor, as any Winter Wonderland requires, but they took it a step beyond. They made the whole house have an igloo/fort feel (and who doesn’t love a good fort?), FILLED the house with packing peanuts to simulate snow for guests to play around in, and they invited the real Santa Claus…and he came.

Well-played, ATO. I’m available for formal if someone needs a date.

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      Will Ferrell

      ATO makes their pledges wear suits and fitted hats (all of the same team) on a daily basis…I’d say cleaning is the least of their problems

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