Hello Fraternity Enthusiast, I'm Dorn's office chair. I recently was hired because the old chair's cushion had a crack on it. Needless to say I'm AN UNSteady chair at times, but I always show up to work on time. I am made out of leather which I think is a great ASSet.
Honestly, some days aren't as shitty as others. Ultimately, I end up being the butt of all the jokes. TCM