Ross Bolen (Staff)

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, unbiased Rockets fan, fair-weather Astros fan, and sad Texans fan who attended the 2017 Masters.

Member Since 12/28/2012

From Texas

It's so fratty that you all wore Speedos.
How was Hooters?
What the shit tits?
Someone please kick him right in the tip of his penis.
Taking a cream pie to the face, charity or no charity, ain't right.
Doesn't even deserve a caption.
Why in the sweet name of fuck?
Whelp, that beach is ruined.
Goobers with plaques.