My Father is making me work for his Coastal Housing Development to pay off my DWI attorney; I never realized how many people have to work for a living. Thank God I don’t. TFM.
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Not knowing how to make any mixed drink that requires more than two ingredients. TFM.
Describing every competition you don’t win as “horse shit,” “rigged,” or “un-American.” TFM.
Getting the wrong lens prescription because you took the eye exam while intoxicated. TFM.