My Father is making me work for his Coastal Housing Development to pay off my DWI attorney; I never realized how many people have to work for a living. Thank God I don’t. TFM.
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The number of buttons undone on your shirt representing how long you’ve been drinking. TFM.
Convincing your parents to spend thousands of dollars so you can drink in a mansion throughout college. TFM.
Being such a good bullshitter that you convince yourself you have feelings for her. TFM.