Pike at the University of Texas at Arlington shook off any remaining rust from the lazy days of summer and threw an absolute rager at the Vee Lounge in Fort Worth. It's great that they nabbed Lil Jon, but there aren't any windows in that venue. Which way did they point when he shouted, "FROM THE WINDDOOOOOW, TO THE WALL?" There was probably mass confusion/arm collision. Gotta think this stuff through, guys.
Still looked like an insane time. Just a packed house full of hot ladies, many of whom were probably rolling total balls. And with all those loose-fitting basketball shorts? That dance floor was Handjob City, population: Pike.