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UW-Madison’s Twitter Got Hacked This Morning And Became Woke As Hell

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The University of Wisconsin-Madison always has great Twitter game, but that was especially true this morning when, for a short, spectacular while, they transformed from UW-Madison into U MAD? thanks to the work of a hacker who said more in four tweets than most people say in a lifetime.

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Woke. Very woke. So woke that an oblivious boy like me should have probably unfollowed @UWMadison rather than screenshotting those since-deleted tweets, for my simpleton, somnolent brain cannot comprehend such sleeplessness. But here we are, staring at the work of a woke God, wondering what to do with his four commandments. Let’s investigate.

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The hacker’s first tweet was his most woke. I have absolutely zero clue what it means, but I’m certain that if I did, I’d instantly be gunned down by radicals for “knowing too much.”

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It’s hard to tell whether @idfc is the man who did this hacking or simply a hacker whom our woke hacker despises. @idfc’s Twitter account has been suspended either way.

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That link? It takes you to this video.

If this had been the only tweet the hacker had sent out, it probably would’ve been met with positivity in the form of “Damn @UWMadison goes hard.”

And finally…

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From his use of the term “university,” one must assume this hacker is from across the pond. But who’s to say?

Now, because you didn’t ask for it, here’s a ranking of these tweets based on how woke they are:

[via Twitter/@UWMadison]

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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