Blinkers, condoms, and restraint are things I don’t use. TFM.
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My couch pulls out, I don’t. TFM
Snakes and condoms. Two things I don’t fuck with.
I catch snakes by squeezing my hamstring and calve together.
From what I can tell, you’re not a very good driver
Must be a china man
(African American Voice) “That’s that shit he don’t like!”
Probably don’t use a treadmill or your brain, considering the fact that you’re a disgusting American.
Car Accidents. TFTC
Not wearing a condom. TBabyDaddyM.
I could get used to you.