Not reciprocating her invite to meet the family over Thanksgiving. TFM.
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Holy shit you lambda chi fuck chill out.
Reciprocating, and banging her mom over the holiday. RFM
Intern if you don’t post fail Friday immediately I’m going to sodomize you’re entire family over and over and make you watch. Then I’m gonna cut your dick off, eat it, throw it up, then make you eat it.
^^that guy definitely wasn’t hazed. Balanced men, NF
^good get out geed.
^Fuck California. Bunch of liberal hipster hippie pussy GDI try hard fucks
^People need to stop doing that though. It happens like once a week now. It was funny the first time when cupid did it, now it’s just really gay.
You must be a rammed a guy.
Taking her out to Chili’s for a romantic dinner then making her swallow my queso. TChilisGuyM
Being black. NF
^West Coast, Best Coast. #SwagMonsta
^^ride a longboard off a cliff,GDI
Like a Virgin, it sounds
A virgin is what it sounds like
Getting raped in jail. TsanduskyM
^being ironic is hipster. NF pussy creep GDI fuck
This is why I don’t read this site anymore
I honestly didn’t know this was the same guy til about halfway through. That shit was actually pretty accurate of how most posts go
V that guy is a creep
WHERE’S FAIL TUESDAY
^^worse than raping Dick’s sister.
And boom goes the dynamite
^where is that guy?
Try hard. NF
Slipping it into her anus. RFM
^woah there champ, maybe sit the next few plays out
Those over there>>
Lay off the blow, sport.
Sounds like a Virgin!
Towel whipping players in peewee football showers. TsanduskyM
^ try hard
I remember my first Addy binge…
Booming her like a dynamite. RFM
^^fake, that’s Ke’Vonte the Swag Cheif
To Be Continued…
^nah pike may be bad at your university but were top house here.
DO YOU GUYS EVER LIKE MAKE YOUR BITCH EAT OUT YOUR ASSHOLE AND BE ALL LIKE “I’M TOTALLY GONNA DO IT TO YOU IF YOU DO IT TO ME!” BUT THEN YOU NEVER DO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
^that is one of the original frat moves. and one of the best.
But still letting your dad fuck her out of respect. It’s a legacy move.
Being a dick to your girlfriend TFTC?