What did you do today? Are you getting ready for classes to start up again? Did you register for a full 15 hours this morning? Maybe finishing out your summer internship strong? Guess what world class fun haver Dan Bilzerian did. If you read the fucking title then you already know he flattened a luxury vehicle with a goddamn tank, but because just crushing a BMW with a 60+ ton piece of military grade machinery isn’t Dan Bilzerian-y enough, there were several hot women in attendance.
Cool story, Dan. Let me guess, Jen Selter was in the cab with you? Whatever.
UPDATE: The Beamer belong(ed) to his publicist, Greg.