VIDEO: Gary Player Tells Hilarious Story Of Arnold Palmer Taking A Shit On A Green In Japan

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I never questioned the fact that three-time Masters champion Gary Player was the man after I was fortunate enough to work with him a few years ago. As I strode into the foyer of his daughter’s house in northeastern Pennsylvania for the first time, I saw an enormous zebra skin covering the floor, at which Gary pointed and said, “I killed this myself in South Africa.”

That’s the kind of guy Gary Player is–a real-straight shooter, and one hell of a comedian when he gets going, too.

He showed off some of his remarkable story-telling abilities this morning from Augusta on a Golf Channel interview for the lead-up show to the Masters, which everyone knows tees off tomorrow morning.

The context? Oh, just the time Arnold Palmer took a shit on a green during an event in Japan. I’m going to give Mr. Player’s Japanese dialect a 10/10.

For the record, The Black Knight doesn’t clean up his stories for anyone, even his wife, for who I can attest really sets the bar in the fresh squeezed lemonade game.

Ashley Schaeffer is a senior contributing writer for Total Frat Move. If you thought he was a woman, he'll take that as a compliment, because he loves women. Wooh. He's proud to hold two degrees from Penn State, and certainly contributed to the university's reputable rankings in the party school category during his time there. He's even more proud to anchor the TFM News team. Feel free to hit up his pager or drop an email (SchaefferTFM@gmail.com) with any warranted leads, or just to shoot the breeze about Philly sports. In the meantime, drop by his dealership for great deals on gently used BMW's.

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