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VIDEO: Idiot Thinks He Can Put Out The Olympic Torch With Fire Extinguisher, Gets Choked Out

Cute stunt, dude. You come at the eternal flame of the Greek gods in a newsboy cap and wifebeater with a basic, run-of-the-mill fire extinguisher and think you’re even going to make a dent in the torch? Not happening, buddy. Forget that there’s probably not one working ULINE in all of Brazil, you’re still missing that shot 100 times out of 100.

If you zoom in and examine closely, you can actually see the flame scoff at this goober’s pathetic attempt at putting it out. Almost feel bad for the guy knowing he’s destined to spend the rest of his short life in a decomposing jail cell before becoming breakfast for an Olympic mascot Jaguar. Almost. He still has it better than the Olympic rowing teams that have to navigate the Zika filled poop water.

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Writer and Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. Delco trash. UCF alum. Famous FIJI on Wikipedia. Bit of a gambling problem. Advocate of shipping the homeless to Mars. Email tips to Dan@totalfratmove.com

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