(VIDEO) Iranian Soccer Fan Throws Live Grenade Onto Field, Almost Blows Off Player’s Hand

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You may have already been aware, but Iran is sort of a shitty country. It’s ruled by a crazed religious tyrant who wants to build nuclear weapons, their leaders hate America, it’s really hot there, etc. Apparently you can now add “Iran has psychotic, violent sports fans” to that list as well.

At a recent soccer match in Isfahan, Iran a fan threw a live grenade on the field because, you know, it’s Iran. This is a country where you can buy a grenade, walk two feet to your left, and buy a pound of dates.

Here’s the video in which the player picks up the grenade and casually tosses it aside, thinking it was just some random object thrown onto the field.

And here I thought that Ukrainian fans throwing bananas onto the field was bad. The most amazing thing about that video? No one flopped. I knew soccer players were full of shit.

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Bacon is Director of Video Content and a Senior Writer for Total Frat Move, Rowdy Gentleman, and Post Grad Problems. He is a graduate, without honors, from the University of Missouri. His fake best-selling novel series, The Frat Romance Novel, has been self-described as a "pioneering achievement in satirical erotica." Bacon is originally from St. Louis, and currently lives in Austin, Texas. He still has not admitted to his family what he does for a living, and is prone to having wet nightmares ever since losing his virginity in a haunted house. Email: rob@grandex.co

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      Tallapoosa Snu

      He’s a soccer player, he doesn’t even need hands… they should quit fuckin whining about it. That was probably his coach that threw the grenade for an ill timed handball nthe last game. That’ll teach him. Didn’t they like murder the whole team one year for losing or was that another country?

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      Hoo Frats Harder

      ^Damn straight, I think the USA should implement mandatory hand removal to everyone in the world of mid-east ancestry or whatnot to prevent any possible bomb making. That would be a TFM and a half. I also had to edit the fuck out of the initial post attempt because of the fucking stupid filters on this site. Fuck.

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    scally333

    The guy casually sauntered away from the explosion. I would saunter too – but only because there would be a giant pile of shit in my underpants. Can we just turn the middle east into a giant parking lot already?

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    Tallapoosa Snu

    I think he knew what it was, he just really fucking hated that sign. I’m sure his buddy threw it to him from the stands like “Aazim! Take out the sign! Now is our chance! AHALLLALALLAAAA DEATH TO PACARI!!!!”

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