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VIDEO: Lil Dicky, Trinidad James, And Mystikal As Liquor Store Employees Is Next-Level Comedy

Try and tell me you wouldn’t love to have your fake ID confiscated by Lil Dicky at this fictional liquor store. You can’t. Who’s to say he’d even be the kind of cashier who’d confiscate? I like to think he’d be the chill cashier, like this guy, just wanting everyone to have a good time. That’s how he seems in this video, at least.

With L.D. the Jew Biz Major, Trinidad James, and Mystikal at the helm, every college student ever would never go to another booze shop again if this place actually existed.

I’ve actually been wondering what Mystikal has been up to lately, and I’m happy I finally got my answer: still living off his 2000 jam “Shake Ya Ass,” which is quite possibly the greatest rap song ever conceived.

“I came here with my dick in my hand. Don’t make me leave here with my foot in yo’ ass.”

Stay groovy, Mystikal.

[via Funny Or Die]

Image via Funny Or Die

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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