Video: MMA Fighter Ray Elbe Explains How He Broke His Penis During Sex

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Listening to MMA fighter Ray Elbe describe his broken penis incident is simply horrifying. To summarize, the guy’s hangdown just gets shredded from aggressive cowgirl-ing and he passes out from the pain, further injuring himself. From the broken dick bone (we have dick bones?), to the torn urethra, torn membranes, “blood shooting out” of his groin, and the subsequent fainting and waking up in a pool of blood with fractured teeth and a split chin for good measure…ole Ray Elbe has had better days, to put it mildly.

But the chick though, right? Talk about a tainted reputation. I’m thinking this girl has no choice but to marry him. Won’t she forever be known as “that girl who broke her boyfriend’s wiener during sex?” That’s terrifying.

Watch the video of Elbe describing the incident in detail:

“Keepin’ it safe during sex isn’t just wearing a condom.”

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Roger Dorn (@RogerJDorn) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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      NativeFloridaCracker

      Yea… I’ve just had go from awesome to scary real quick. It’s like their coked out barrel riders and they won’t stop till they complete the course. You gotta brand there ass to get em to woh up.

      ^ ThisTake a lapReply • 2 years ago