Two innocent teenage girls were just trying to have a fun night in, doing sleepover stuff. Sleepover stuff, you know: eating Fritos, talking about boys, and practicing kissing. At least one of those things actually happened anyway (sad spoiler alert: it was the Fritos part). But all of that was ruined. The mom of one of the girls invited over her boyfriend, presumably named Brad, or Rod, or Chaz, and had him lay more pipe than the game designers for Super Mario Brothers. This mother of the year candidate was having the time of her life, too. She sounded more like a howling ghost monkey than a middle-aged woman being vigorously ridden by a guy who came over wearing a denim jacket.
In truth, the couple banging in front of a megaphone didn’t ruin the girls’ night at all. They were dying laughing at it, which is odd, because if it were me and I could clearly hear the moist smacks of my mother being punished by a human, Busch-fueled jackhammer, I’d violently puke until I passed out. That’s just me, though. Here’s the video. If you’re at work or in class, put in headphones, because the noise is VERY NSFW.
[via World Star Hip Hop]