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VIDEO: Girl Beats Cop In Rock-Paper-Scissors To Get Out Of MIP At Chilifest

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The frame on the left: the realization that a court appearance, community service, alcohol awareness classes, legal fees, and a shitty phone call home to Mom and Dad could be in your future. The frame on the right: “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yesssssss!!! Should I get topless right now?!”

Chilifest, for those unaware, is Texas A&M’s (although not technically affiliated?) annual chili cook-off festival that raises money for charity, but really it’s a place to drink beer and listen to music. It takes place in a small town outside of College Station called Snook, and the cops there are evidently pretty chill.

Another angle, in .gif form:

This cop: “We’re about to be in some shit for this, aren’t we?”

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Good stuff here. No MIP. Congrats. It looks kinda weird for the cops to just walk away from the scene after being defeated though, right? Am I wrong? They’re like, “Whelp, you got us this time. Be safe I guess and continue your underage drinking and don’t let anyone post that video on the internet. K thanks.”

Chilifest, man. No rules. Just go there and do what you want and don’t get caught, but if you do get caught, just be better at stupid childhood games than the Snook PD. You’ll be good.

h/t @lacombjl

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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