Just sailed by a tugboat named “McCoy.” It pulls. TFM.
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Wow. This website is going downhill faster than a no-legged Ethiopian chasing a rolling donut.
Best fucking comment ever.
He forget to include larry the cable guy in his list of citations
I chuckled and peed a little!
MCCOY DERKADERKD MY BAKAAAAHHH!!!
Tugboats can have the engine power equivalent to that of 25,000 Horsepower.
Easily my new favorite troll.
^ FACT: The user “FACTS” is easily the user “MCCOYYYY”s favorite……wait you think I’m a troll?
Splish splash I was taking a bath
But did it chill?
I don’t believe you one bit Mr. Conservatits. Pictures or it didn’t happen, bro beans.
Just ‘sailed’ a bi dude named McCoy. I didn’t pull… out. TFM.
That’s real messed up man. You need some help.
Just accept him for who he is. Gay men are still gentlemen. We dominate rush simply because we are willing to accept them for who they truly are.
Taking dick is one of my greatest abilities but alas, I am a straight man. What a cruel world it is that it would give me an ability that I can not use. I have so much potential but no way to fulfill it. I have tried letting girls use strap ons but I’m not gay so I’m not into it (even if it has gone into me). It’s like being the world’s best beer chugger but only liking to drink Smirnoff Ice Original.
^^ Apparently, the Chili’s Guy is a raging homo? Who knew?
^^ You guys take a joke as well as I’d imagine you’d take a dick. (Hint: Poorly.)
Tugboat for ants?
Something was done here.
I got my ring, bitches.
Your history Month is still the shortest month of the year.