Otter’s Fawn Liebowitz fake girlfriend scam actually getting him laid. TFM.

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    Six Degrees of Bacon

    This post mentions ANIMAL HOUSE, in which the Omega pledge was played by KEVIN BACON, whose appearance in an archetype whose content bears no relation to the original game is moderately IRONIC, a quality that is revered by HIPSTERS, who are second on the LIST OF PEOPLE THAT SHOULD HEADBUTT A KNIFE, which is topped by BACON.

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      Judging by his attempts to tackle Eddie Lacy in the title game, yes that is a distinct possibility. No matter which way you look at it though, Te’o doesn’t come off as looking too bright here. Either he thought he could fool the entire country in an age where most people are walking around with a camera, the internet and a phone in their pocket or he’s just a fucking moron.

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