Vlad Putin Stops By Team USA Headquarters To Drink Wine And Hang Out With Americans

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After a couple weeks of playing hard to get, Russia’s controversial president, Vladimir Putin, finally made his way over to the Team USA house to eat American-made brownies, drink American, full-bodied red wine, and rub elbows with real-life, freedom card-carrying American citizens.

Of course the wine is good, Vlad. They smuggled it in from America. Ever hear of Napa Valley? It’s in California, and the grapes there are harvested by the hands of God.

[via USA Today]


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