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Vlad Putin Stops By Team USA Headquarters To Drink Wine And Hang Out With Americans

After a couple weeks of playing hard to get, Russia’s controversial president, Vladimir Putin, finally made his way over to the Team USA house to eat American-made brownies, drink American, full-bodied red wine, and rub elbows with real-life, freedom card-carrying American citizens.

Of course the wine is good, Vlad. They smuggled it in from America. Ever hear of Napa Valley? It’s in California, and the grapes there are harvested by the hands of God.

[via USA Today]

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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