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Vladimir Putin Arrested At A Florida Publix

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Vladimir Putin was arrested on trespassing charges after causing a scene in West Palm Beach last week. Putin apparently did not fully appreciate the Publix experience, “where shopping is a pleasure,” and voiced his displeasure with the southeast supermarket chain — loudly scolding employees and confronting management. After holding his ground and refusing to leave the grocery store like a certain former Ukrainian territory, police moved in to apprehend the shouting aggressor.

What? Not what you expected? That’s as honest a title as there is on the internet. Pretty presumptuous of you to think Vladimir Putin had to be a white dictator’s name. That feeling of disappoint is on you, not me. Be better, guys.

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer and Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. Delco trash. UCF alum. Famous FIJI on Wikipedia. Bit of a gambling problem. Advocate of shipping the homeless to Mars. Email tips to Dan@totalfratmove.com

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