Voicemails Released From Te’o’s Fake Girlfriend/Real Boyfriend

Email this to a friend

Nice Move

Just when you started to think the most bizarre sports-related story of all time could not possibly get any more bizarre, voicemails are released of Manti Te’o’s male friend, Ronaiah Tuiasosopo as confirmed by Deadspin, posing as his girlfriend. And holy shit does it sound like a chick — a seductive, super slutty chick. In the three voicemails, you’ll hear some intrigue, a possible live cheating fiasco, and casual pillow talk. Ha, pillow talk; see it’s funny because they’ve never met face-to-face, and you know, because it’s a dude on the line.

What’s next? Tuiasosopo moonlights at an 18-and-up titter as a cross-dressing Samoan with immaculate sweater cutters, and THAT’s where Te’o actually met her/him? Would that surprise anyone at this point?

From Deadspin:

In advance of this afternoon’s interview, Katie Couric’s show has released recordings of three voicemails provided by Manti Te’o. The messages were left on Te’o’s phone by who he believed was Lennay Kekua. As the Daily News reported this morning, hoaxer Ronaiah Tuiasosopo claims he disguised his voice over the phone, and Te’o was always talking to Tuiasosopo posing as a woman.

Listen to the voicemails below.

Lennay speaks to Te’o before her first chemotherapy session:

This is a jealous Kekua accusing Te’o of having a girl in his room:

This voicemail was left for Te’o on Sept. 11, 2012, the day Kekua claimed she had been released from the hospital. (Original accounts of Te’o’s tragedy put her release on Sept. 10.) On the 12th, she “died.”

Makes you want to take a shower, doesn’t it? And according to Manti and the odd spreadsheet he presented to ESPN, the two lovers exchanged over 1,000 phone calls in a 4-month span. Makes you wanna follow up that shower with another one, doesn’t it? Just to make sure you hit all the crevasses. I can’t wait to read the next chapter to this story. It may get even weirder, people.

[via Deadspin]

Image via Deadspin

***


Email this to a friend

Nice Move

Roger_Dorn

Roger Dorn (@RogerJDorn) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

More From Roger_Dorn »

Comments

You must be logged in to comment. Log in or create an account.

  1. 11
    Plan B is Plan A

    How do we know these VM’s weren’t left this week by some chick his agent paid to help with the cover up? I still maintain that Te’o is a homo with this Tuiasosopo guy.

    ^ ThisTake a lapReply • 2 years ago
  2. 4
    Dennis Reynolds

    Further proof that all theses Kee Ka Ku Ku island monkeys need to go back to their island where they can shove pineapples up each others asses in obscurity

    ^ ThisTake a lapReply • 2 years ago

Load More

1 2