Found these business cards in my 85-year-old grandfather’s desk. TFM.
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Grandfather sounds like a fucked up pervert
Hey, grandpa was a great man; if he wanted his balls touched by a little boy, he was gonna get it! He shed blood for your freedom and don’t you forget it.
Nice tosh reference.
Did his parents name him Tosh.0 or did he change it for the show? I don’t understand what kind of parents put numbers in their kids name that shud be illeagal.
They originally had a different idea for his name, but Rob Dyrdek stole it.
Easy…Dyrdek is an entrepreneur… That’s pretty FaF
Cool story, Redditor.
You have beat me to it.
Is your grandpa’s desk in reddit by any chance?
^ ^ I think what they are implying is that you stole this from reddit
Hahaha see what I did? I corrected him even though he was right to make you guys mad!! I’m HILARIOUS!!!
It was a TFM on my part
I AM SOOOO FRATT!
Are you fully retarded, or just not quite right? I’d like to know if killing you would be a hate crime before I make my decision.
So your grandfather was a gigolo?
I like to pick up hookers in any city on MLK, and promise them $20 AND crack. But, that’s only when driving by sorority houses yelling “You walkin or workin” doesn’t pan out. TFTC.
This one is impressive, try a little harder while I go and get someone from Guiness to record this real quick.
^^Thats fucking hilarious, Im gonna try that out. and we got the same middle name bra.
MLK. A.K.A. Boulevard of Broken Dreams
^ Columbus Indiana blows major donkey dick, fist fucker.
“Spinsters satisfied…extra attention given to neglected married women.” This looks like a male prostitute’s card. So I’m guessing your grandfather was gay? Yeah…that sounds realll fratty.