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Washington State Cougs Claim They Drank Auburn Bar Out Of Beer, Are Beer Drinking Champions

If you dropped by Quixotes, a watering hole in Auburn, Friday night and couldn’t grab a beer because they were completely out of it, it’s because the place was overrun by Washington State Cougars, and they drank every drop of beer in the joint — according to them. They also seem to fancy themselves as “champion beer drinkers,” and are now recognized “worldwide for their drinking prowess.” Worldwide? Interesting. This is actually the first I’ve heard anything about WSU students and alumni mentioned with other beer-drinking heavyweights.

Here’s the tweet that made the above claim:


After the obligatory “Pics or it didn’t happen,” @CougShirts followed up with the below visual evidence, showing Crown Royal bags placed over the beer taps to indicate they were empty.


At 10:19pm, just under four hours before Quixotes was to close, bartender Brooke said, “Your fans drank us completely out of beer. […] We are going to have to close the place down.”

The fans, students, alumni, and community of Auburn University have all been put on notice. The Cougs — from the PAC 12, mind you — came into your town like savage white men atop horses into a vulnerable and peaceful Native American camp, drank you under the table, out-tailgated you, and knocked up all your women. I made up the last two items, but they’re implied, I feel.

So, how accurate is all this? Fact? Flat-out lie? Partly true with some embellishment? Defend yourselves, Auburn.

[via SB Nation]

Image via College Football AP

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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