Washington State Cougs Claim They Drank Auburn Bar Out Of Beer, Are Beer Drinking Champions

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If you dropped by Quixotes, a watering hole in Auburn, Friday night and couldn’t grab a beer because they were completely out of it, it’s because the place was overrun by Washington State Cougars, and they drank every drop of beer in the joint — according to them. They also seem to fancy themselves as “champion beer drinkers,” and are now recognized “worldwide for their drinking prowess.” Worldwide? Interesting. This is actually the first I’ve heard anything about WSU students and alumni mentioned with other beer-drinking heavyweights.

Here’s the tweet that made the above claim:

After the obligatory “Pics or it didn’t happen,” @CougShirts followed up with the below visual evidence, showing Crown Royal bags placed over the beer taps to indicate they were empty.

At 10:19pm, just under four hours before Quixotes was to close, bartender Brooke said, “Your fans drank us completely out of beer. […] We are going to have to close the place down.”

The fans, students, alumni, and community of Auburn University have all been put on notice. The Cougs — from the PAC 12, mind you — came into your town like savage white men atop horses into a vulnerable and peaceful Native American camp, drank you under the table, out-tailgated you, and knocked up all your women. I made up the last two items, but they’re implied, I feel.

So, how accurate is all this? Fact? Flat-out lie? Partly true with some embellishment? Defend yourselves, Auburn.

[via SB Nation]

Image via College Football AP




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  1. 163

    I don’t think any of you quite understand how much alcohol it takes to get through a Cougars game, sometimes requiring a constant blackout for days ahead of time as seen here.

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  2. 74

    Quixotes is the worst bar in Auburn. We didn’t want to tell them it wasn’t a big accomplishment, because, you know, southern hospitality.

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    • -5

      The very first time i ever walked in there, it must have been “San Fran night”. I saw at least 3 gay couples grinding on each other. The next time i went there it must have been “Brooklyn Night” because the place was crawling with hipsters.

      Quixotes its hands down the worst bar downtown

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    • -5

      no one goes there, so if more than four of their fans showed up it probably did run out of beer, they probably only had four kegs

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  3. 40
    War Cam Eagle

    To be fair drinking Quixotes out of beer is far from an accomplishment. WSU fans were only there because they weren’t welcome in Skybar or Supper Club.

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  4. 29
    Fratmiral Nelson

    As a WSU fan who made the trip, here are my observations: Quixotes kind of blows, so it doesn’t shock me that they ran out of kegs…though it is still a pretty big deal to drink any bar out of beer. When I was there, it was packed with Coug fans. The best bar hands down is Skybar, and them running out beer there would be impossible (although they did run out of Fireball, according to one of the bartenders).

    As for my first and only SEC game, it definitely lived up to hype. Great atmosphere, great food, extremely nice and friendly fans. It definitely seemed like Auburn and WSU fans were drinking a similar amount (a shitload) and I think the fans got along very well.

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  5. 26

    Being able to stand inside of that shithole long enough to drink more than a single beer is far more of an accomplishment than being able to drink enough beer to run the shanty dry…However every single WSU fan I talked to at skybar was completely in awe of the southern glory they saw at Auburn. Those west coast hippies have never seen football, women or good people (the closer you live to LA, the less of a soul God gives you, im pretty sure) on the scale that they saw in Auburn

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  6. 19

    i dont get why people are calling wazzu’s fan base liberal. Eastern washington is a lot different than western washington in many ways (in this case politically). Pullman is 8 miles from Idaho!!!!!!! where do you think we get all of our everclear and moonshine from? also to be noted yakima is pretty fucking hick.

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