Productivity is at an all time low. TFM.
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Everybody seems to be taking about some girl in this photo. I can’t take my eyes off that brand new Bloomberg keyboard. Flip and tuck, Flip and tuck
I’ve spent the last three weeks combing the evidence in the butt-pee picture case and I’ve concluded that this young lady is now a prime suspect.
^ She should be interrogated by having her butt water boarded with pee
pee waterboarding… you sir, may have some severe emotional and social problems, yet you introduce such a novel idea that maybe… just maybe… you could really become something.
^^A new interrogation technique. For the record, it’s Officer Jones if you ever get yourself in a bind. Take it easy boys.
the caption was productivity is at an all time low…
Be that as it may, re-productivity in the office would be at an all time high.
There’s a reason you are an intern.
Nice move Intern.
… Said no one since this intern was hired.
I didn’t change it…so that’s on you, BRONEIL.
Oh I would produce something with her alright.
Let’s just say when I have sex with her, I’m not going to use a cover sheet.
^We’re putting cover sheets on them now. Did you get that memo?
Sleazy Asshole, I’m gonna need those TPS reports, M’kay. Oh, and while your at it were gonna need you to come in on Saturday.
^Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I’ve already taken care of it so it’s not even really a problem anymore.
Show her your O face
Why is a Bloomberg portal being wasted on this?
She has to be. Who the hell uses a spiral notebook in a professional setting? Just use a notepad. I’d give her my legal size, if you know what I mean.
I can only hope she was just posing in her boss’ chair
I would willingly subject myself to waterboarding if her breast milk was used instead.
a FAX MACHINE? Seriously, what the fuck is the point of fax machines anymore? Fax machines are used productively like twice a year, maybe.
The fax machine is the real reason why the caption says that productivity is at an all time low.
You must have never had a job before…
Hey Kate do me a huuuge favor, yeah just sit at my desk and pretend to talk on the phone? Maybe after I can take you to lunch at Chilis? No Chilis? Okay well the phone thing will do then
^You Jason Dufner’s pee-pee, boy?