Productivity is at an all time low. TFM.
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Everybody seems to be taking about some girl in this photo. I can’t take my eyes off that brand new Bloomberg keyboard. Flip and tuck, Flip and tuck
I’ve spent the last three weeks combing the evidence in the butt-pee picture case and I’ve concluded that this young lady is now a prime suspect.
^ She should be interrogated by having her butt water boarded with pee
^^A new interrogation technique. For the record, it’s Officer Jones if you ever get yourself in a bind. Take it easy boys.
pee waterboarding… you sir, may have some severe emotional and social problems, yet you introduce such a novel idea that maybe… just maybe… you could really become something.
I would willingly subject myself to waterboarding if her breast milk was used instead.
the caption was productivity is at an all time low…
Be that as it may, re-productivity in the office would be at an all time high.
There’s a reason you are an intern.
Nice move Intern.
… Said no one since this intern was hired.
I didn’t change it…so that’s on you, BRONEIL.
Oh I would produce something with her alright.
Let’s just say when I have sex with her, I’m not going to use a cover sheet.
^Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I’ve already taken care of it so it’s not even really a problem anymore.
Sleazy Asshole, I’m gonna need those TPS reports, M’kay. Oh, and while your at it were gonna need you to come in on Saturday.
^We’re putting cover sheets on them now. Did you get that memo?
Show her your O face
I’m sure she has a delightful personality. I’d love to take her out for a fine seafood dinner.
by personality you mean huge tits right?
she has a big heart?
I’d shave her head and give her a pube wig. Then I’d skeet on it.
I’ll take a blumpkin.
I’d let her give me a golden shower to see where it comes from.
I know it’s not popular to say, but I’m a boob guy