Productivity is at an all time low. TFM.
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I’ve spent the last three weeks combing the evidence in the butt-pee picture case and I’ve concluded that this young lady is now a prime suspect.
^ She should be interrogated by having her butt water boarded with pee
pee waterboarding… you sir, may have some severe emotional and social problems, yet you introduce such a novel idea that maybe… just maybe… you could really become something.
^^A new interrogation technique. For the record, it’s Officer Jones if you ever get yourself in a bind. Take it easy boys.
Why is a Bloomberg portal being wasted on this?
She has to be. Who the hell uses a spiral notebook in a professional setting? Just use a notepad. I’d give her my legal size, if you know what I mean.
I can only hope she was just posing in her boss’ chair
Hey Kate do me a huuuge favor, yeah just sit at my desk and pretend to talk on the phone? Maybe after I can take you to lunch at Chilis? No Chilis? Okay well the phone thing will do then
^You Jason Dufner’s pee-pee, boy?
Show us your knockers!
^ This guy is great
Staying in character TFM
I’d shave her head and give her a pube wig. Then I’d skeet on it.
I’ll take a blumpkin.
I’d let her give me a golden shower to see where it comes from.
a FAX MACHINE? Seriously, what the fuck is the point of fax machines anymore? Fax machines are used productively like twice a year, maybe.
You must have never had a job before…
The fax machine is the real reason why the caption says that productivity is at an all time low.
I would have sexual relations with this woman, given the opportunity.
I want to have sex with her
That’s an understatement.
I’m sure she has a delightful personality. I’d love to take her out for a fine seafood dinner.
by personality you mean huge tits right?
she has a big heart?