Productivity is at an all time low. TFM.
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I’ve spent the last three weeks combing the evidence in the butt-pee picture case and I’ve concluded that this young lady is now a prime suspect.
^ She should be interrogated by having her butt water boarded with pee
^^A new interrogation technique. For the record, it’s Officer Jones if you ever get yourself in a bind. Take it easy boys.
pee waterboarding… you sir, may have some severe emotional and social problems, yet you introduce such a novel idea that maybe… just maybe… you could really become something.
Why is a Bloomberg portal being wasted on this?
I can only hope she was just posing in her boss’ chair
She has to be. Who the hell uses a spiral notebook in a professional setting? Just use a notepad. I’d give her my legal size, if you know what I mean.
Hey Kate do me a huuuge favor, yeah just sit at my desk and pretend to talk on the phone? Maybe after I can take you to lunch at Chilis? No Chilis? Okay well the phone thing will do then
^You Jason Dufner’s pee-pee, boy?
Awww look! She thinks she’s people.
^ Goddamn it this.
the caption was productivity is at an all time low…
Nice move Intern.
… Said no one since this intern was hired.
Be that as it may, re-productivity in the office would be at an all time high.
There’s a reason you are an intern.
I didn’t change it…so that’s on you, BRONEIL.
Oh I would produce something with her alright.
Let’s just say when I have sex with her, I’m not going to use a cover sheet.
^Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I’ve already taken care of it so it’s not even really a problem anymore.
^We’re putting cover sheets on them now. Did you get that memo?
Sleazy Asshole, I’m gonna need those TPS reports, M’kay. Oh, and while your at it were gonna need you to come in on Saturday.
Show her your O face
The amount of pee is exponential
I would eat so much of her poop and not even care. Like I could never meet her and still just go to town on her fecal waste just because of where it comes from. Just the thought of it is so fuckin erotic, you know? God damn my dream is to have that girl just defecate all over me and then roll around and play with it with her. That’d be pretty neat.
^are you the guy who filmed 2 girls 1 cup?
^^ This guy is the shit
I’d like to have doggy style sex with her.