The “hey, it would probably be best if you didn’t tell your sisters about what happened” text. TFM.
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America naming its measurement system “Standard,” fully aware it’s the only country using it. TFM.
Having to be reminded that “this isn’t a fraternity house” while home on summer vacation. TFM.
Your bank flagging your credit card for suspicious activity when you try to buy textbooks. TFM.
Photos that make you a legend while simultaneously disqualifying you for any future political office. TFM.
Waking up most mornings vowing to “make some changes,” only to engage in the same behavior again a few hours later. TFM.