Washington University Spends Over $10K On Porn Star Panel

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From Yahoo!:

Campus Reform reports that Wash. U hosted numerous porn stars in its main chapel, in a panel called “A Night With the Stars: Life, Love, and Sex in the Workplace.” It featured presentations from adult film industry stars Tori Black, James Deen and Lance Hart.

I do find it a little weird that they used the chapel. Really, you didn’t have any other buildings on campus to use when hosting people who have sex for money? I guess it kind of makes sense, though. Jesus liked to hang out with prostitutes, and all that.

Also, I’m only familiar with two of those names, although I could use a bit more research on Ms. Black…

Lance Hart specializes in online roles involving kinky stuff and fetishes, as he has explained on Reddit. People pay to watch him “getting kicked in the balls by hot girls,” for example, and to be “ball-gagged, bound, and getting done in the butt by a six-foot-tall black lady with a strap-on.”

Okay then. I guess that’s the free market system for you. There’s a demand for that kind of kinky shit, and apparently Mr. Hart considers himself justly compensated for it.

“I really liked the panelists,” junior Colin Rice told the campus rag. “They played off of each other really well, and they told entertaining stories.”

Colin, I really hope that isn’t actually your real name. Rule of thumb: anytime you’re getting interviewed about a porn panel or something of a similar nature, toss out a fake name so that future employers won’t easily find this shit when they run a background check. I mean, for fucks sake, what better time is there to use a “porn name” (or “nom de fuck”) aside from actually performing in porn?

The presentation on porn careers was just a small part of sex week at Washington University, which was funded to the tune of $10,350 in compulsory student fees, according to Campus Reform.

Well done, Wash U. You can never spend too much on teaching good sex. Although, next time you could probably save some money by not hiring Hart. Just saying.

[via Yahoo!]

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