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Watch As Lesbians Try To Understand The Details Of Straight Sex

Lesbians are always asked questions about their sex lives by straight people, but how much do they actually know about straight sex? Let’s find out.

I think I can be of some assistance to you.

Q: Why haven’t all straight women had sex with a woman?
A: Because they’re all dumb.

Q: Do men ever eat women out, like, ever?
A: I’m never not eating a girl out.

Q: If he has a beard, and she has hair, and he goes down on her, do they get stuck together like Velcro?
A: Yes.

Q: Do you know what sperm smells like?
A: No, I can’t smell through my mouth.

Q: Do straight people actually enjoy sex?
A: Psh. Sex? I love sex! That’s why I have it so much. Sex, that is. I have it. With girls.

[via Mashable]

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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