Watch This Hero’s Death-Defying Rescue Of A Trapped Dog And Try Not To Wet Your Britches
Dios mio dios mio dios mio dios miiiiiiioooo. The balls on this guy. Hombre is rocking a solid chalupa gut and still hoisted himself up the side of a balcony that's like 30 stories high -- all to save his upstairs neighbor's dumbass dog that tried to climb through the railing. Would you put your life on the line like that to save a neighbor's pup? Here's everything I would've done before hopping over that railing.
- Go to the room the dog lives in, kick in the door, walk on the balcony, and pull the dog to safety
- Hold out a blanket or a tarp and wait for that bitch to drop
- Watch it plummet to its doom
Just being honest.