Watch This LSU Student Bust His Ass While Trying To Wakeboard Through A Flooded Campus Parking Lot

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The remnants of record-breaking Hurricane Patricia moved on from her destructive Mexican excursion onto bigger and better things, meaning the United States’ Gulf Coast was next in line to receive whatever hell was left to be released from within her soul. As she rolled through Louisiana yesterday, she left behind a sea of rainwater and sewage on the campus of Louisiana State University, the perfect catalyst for classic college stupidity to flourish.

As I was browsing my Twitter feed this morning, I came across a video of what appears to be an LSU student wakeboarding through a flooded campus parking lot before testing out the impunity of his flesh on the pavement.

From what I can tell, he made a successful, yet short-lived first attempt and got a little too brave.

It was the curiosity that got him. Could he pull off a long run? Hell, the parking lot has plenty of water left, a nice lane to ride in. He has to go for it now. There’s no bitching out once the cameras turn on.

And down he goes, donating flesh to campus roads as he slides. Lifejacket or not, that fall hurt like hell. If bouncing his head off the road didn’t get him, the 15 foot slide across exposed asphalt surely knocked reality back up his ass in a way that only a suture can repair. Twitter identified this guy as a member of LSU’s Alpha Gamma Rho fraternity, but I am unable to confirm that at this time.

The wakeboarder’s incredibly intelligent feat may only be beaten by this LSU student jumping off of a campus road sign before planting his face into the roadway.

Nothing but a plethora of certified geniuses inhabiting Baton Rouge.

Image via Twitter


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