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Watch Trump Tell Two Boner Protestors To Get Outta Hyeeeaa

The Don had a YUUUGE campaign rally earlier this week, and things got heated in the stands when two boner anti-Trump protestors held up signs saying “America’s Already Great,” and… I actually don’t know what the other guy’s sign said, because two older men with thick Northeastern accents ripped it apart after telling him to “Shut ya mouth” and “Stuff it.” Soon, the entire section of the stands was chanting “USA!” and “Trump!” and “Fire him!” Trump, noticing the disturbance, told security to “Get ’em outta hyeaaa!”

Fuck self-righteous snobs who show up to the opposing party’s rally and hold up protest signs. They’re the type of people who constantly post cliché photos on Facebook of that dude standing in front of tanks at Tiananmen Square or that cartoon with a bunch of people sitting down and one person standing up. “Dude, what if we were like, the ONLY two in a sea of people fighting for a different cause? Wouldn’t that be so fucking edgy?”

And these dweebs got exactly what they wanted when the Trump supporters started talking shit and tearing their signs apart. Made republicans everywhere look like a bunch of hot heads. Trump fucked up telling security to kick them out, too. Huge missed opportunity to spin the protestor’s motives in his favor. He should’ve told the crowd to simmer down and said something like, “No, you know what, security? Keep them there. As president, I will always allow freedom of speech — even if I disagree with it.” That would’ve been a pro move.

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Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

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