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Watching This Machine Eviscerate Tree After Tree Gave Me A Capitalist Woody

Suck it, renewable energy.

Just watch this thing rip trees out of ground like fucking Megatron. Those goddamn rainforests don't stand a chance. Also love how they call it the "EcoLog." That's capitalism, folks.

"BUT BOOSH! Don't you want to create a sustainable environment that your grandchildren can grow and prosper and climb trees in?"

Fuck those kids. Spoiled rotten, I say. Back in my day, we had to sit on the toilet and swipe right on a little rectangle for minutes to get laid. Now they have their fancy shmancy personal sex robots that morph into whoever they want. Kids these days. No appreciation for how lucky they have it.

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