We Are Upgrading The Site

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You assholes have probably noticed some site upgrades taking place. We’re trying to enhance your user experience, something we are finally able to accomplish with the addition of our new all-star web developer. Some things going on right now include:

* The addition of the “^ This” button – Similar to a “like” button, this feature is intended to rank the comments in the comment section from most popular to least popular, making the funnier comments easier to find. Furthermore, the higher your “^ This” count goes up, the higher up the TFM ranks you will move. Why does that matter?…

* There is now a hierarchy of TFM users – There are six different levels of users: Rushee, Pledge, JI, Active, Exec, and 5th Year. The more people dig your comments, the more TFM cred you’ll develop, and the higher up you’ll go. Good luck achieving 5th year status. It won’t be easy. We are also currently working to add correlating icons for each level. Should be pretty hilarious.


We’re working out some kinks, too, so bear with us. We were aware that replies to comments were not displaying in sequential order, so guess what we did — we fixed it. It’s working properly now.

What’s Next?

All kinds of fun shit really. We will soon delve into a complete site redesign project intended to make this place more pleasing for the reader. We care, guys.




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  1. 677
    Rutherford B_Haze

    Dorn I demand you upgrade all my accounts (you know which ones) and my TFM pals (BetterThanYou, Freeto, Nate, Chilis and the likes) to “Old Balls” status

    ^ ThisTake a lapLog in or sign up to reply. • 4 years ago
  2. 107

    Let’s make a list of ideal updates:

    1. TFM Profiles, so I can see my top comments ever. And all my comments, not just the last 10. With notifications. And being able to click on other people’s “profile.”
    6. The discussions section on the app.
    7. Being able to see picture comments on the app.
    2. I’m a little bit drunk.
    3. Replace the book banner with a picture of Hot Piece’s boobs.
    4. An app that does all this, and on the iPad too.
    5. A way to murder hookers.

    ^ ThisTake a lapLog in or sign up to reply. • 4 years ago
  3. 21

    Here’s to making comments on how awesome America is to achieve 5th year. Because nothing gets the users on this site harder than Sandusky in a preschool then the good old U.S.A.

    ^ ThisTake a lapLog in or sign up to reply. • 4 years ago

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