We Did It! Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe” Officially #1 On Billboard’s Top 100

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Congratulations, you guys. Everyone really needs to give themselves a hearty pat on the back. This was a long time coming and we all put in a lot of hard work. It’s good to see that our efforts to ensure that C-Rae (or Jeps, or Cray-Jay, feel free to make up your own) hit number one were justly rewarded. I’d say she has now rightfully earned her spot in the igloo that Canada will preserve all its most famous celebrities in once the apocalypse hits. She’ll be right next to Michael J. Fox, and don’t worry Carly, he’s not shivering from the cold, that’s just the Parkinson’s.

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  1. JParksCaldwell1855

    Good luck containing Aphrodite inside of a fucking igloo. It’s pretty much scientific fact that Miss Jespen’s scorching-hot vocals, and not F150′s, are responsible for climate change.

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