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We Get It, Dan – You Had A Good 2016

Many, many people had less than stellar years in 2016. Dan Bilzerian — the poker playing playboy millionaire who has over 20 million Instagram followers — was not one of them. He made this fact abundantly clear by posting two very lengthy photo and video montages of all the awesome shit he got into last year.

Naked models and celebrities and private jets and fully-automatic weapons and lavish vacations and cliffside mansions and mountains of casino chips and drug lord-esque stacks of cash — that was Dan Bilzerian’s 2016.

If you hate seeing me do well, 2017 gonna be another fucked up year for you-JH 🎼@bag_raiders

A video posted by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on

It's been fun. Song:@theweeknd

A video posted by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on

Oh okay, dude. Nice. Good for you. We’re all so happy for you and wish you continued success in 2017!

Here’s the truth: I couldn’t do it. I couldn’t live like this. The Dan Bilzerian lifestyle is not for me. Give me a week or two living this way and I’m good. I’d have to get back to the basics of drinking cheap wine, hanging out with my very average friends, and hitting the usual bars on the weekend.

The perpetual moral hangover of his lifestyle would send me spiraling into a deep, dark place about six months in. I’d be done. There are only so many naked models and wild sex/drug/alcohol benders I can let into my life before it’s time to go to church and call my mom.

[via Instagram/ @danbilzerian]

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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