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Wes Welker Won Big At The Derby And Started Handing Out $100 Bills

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Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. It also burns through your pocket much quicker. It’s the found money theory: when someone comes into money that he didn’t have to work for, it becomes fun money. It’s expendable, because even if you blow through all of it, you’re still back to where you started at the beginning of the day. Nothing lost, nothing gained. Actually, you gained a good time, because blowing through money is really fucking fun.

When someone who is already rich as fuck wins big at the Kentucky Derby, that money stands very little chance of ever hitting that rich person’s bank account–especially when the payout comes in the form of $100 bills.

Wes Welker, everyone’s favorite overachieving, white football player, won big at the Derby, cashed in his winning ticket, then began handing out hundreds like candy on Halloween.

 

 

A fistful of hundred dollar bills, fans clamoring for you to notice them, looking sharp, wearing aviators inside, having a BAC that’s probably north of 0.2: that’s what living the dream looks like.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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