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West Point Has Blocked TFM Because They Consider It A Masturbatory Aid

The United States Military Academy at West Point has reportedly blocked this website because the higher-ups consider it to contain adult content, or more particularly, that it’s a masturbatory aid for their cadets.

I received this tip via email yesterday from a cadet who had just returned to campus:

Returned to West Point to find the powers-at-be had blocked your site for “adult content” (Their reasoning being that American taxpayers don’t want their tax money funding a computer network for locked up cadets to use as a masturbatory aid). Of course, cadets found a way around it in about ten minutes, but it was the principle of the matter that pissed us off. Just thought I’d let ya’ll know.

It’s great to know you gentlemen found your way around the blockage, but it’s even better knowing that future officers in the United States Army are spending some of their free time with us.

Feel free to blame the TFM Intern and his Rush Boobs columns if you must pin responsibility on someone. He tends to get lackadaisical while sailboating the nips.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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