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When Twerking Goes Wrong, Featuring Members Of Pi Kappa Phi

Fail Friday has come early this week.

It’s unclear where these tatted up freaks go to school, but if they attend the same one as the user that tipped us off about this atrocity, they’re enrolled in a small college in Pennsylvania. I’m choosing to omit the name of that college, because I’m not certain if it’s the right one, plus I don’t want to bring any unnecessary shame down upon the students and faculty up there. They’re probably nice folks. However, the #pikapp hashtag certainly implies these guys are members of Pi Kappa Phi, I’m sorry to say.

If the twerking game had any shred of dignity left, these guys just rubbed it away on each other’s groins.

Warning: Contains disturbing material and is a potential day ruiner.

#gaspedal #twerk #bros #pikapp #dudepedal #postworkout

Quite a series of hashtags we have here. Just a few twerking Pi Kapp bros gas and dude-pedaling all over each other after a workout. Pretty standard procedure. I have no idea what “dudepedal” means, but I’m 100% sure I want nothing to do with it.

“Great workout today, guys. My traps are on fire! Gonna catch you guys later. I gotta jet out of here and hit the books. Got a big test tomorrow.”

“Yeah fucking right! Nice try, bro. You know we always post-workout back at the apartment. Shirt-off twerking our dicks off ’til we can’t twerk anymore. Today is dude-pedal day. You know I can’t let you skip dude-pedal day. You know the rules, bro.”

“Okay, okay. I’m in.”

h/t fraticanpope

[via Vine]

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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