When you ditch your formal date after she’s made the cooler.
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A dead bird and cockroaches? Better change your phone number and address.
This chick is a fucken psycho
Burning bridges is frat
Greg’s a bitch
“Also make a fucking basket you unathletic fuck.” This girl sounds like a winner and you sound like a scrub
Is she a cat?
Joke’s on her. Mr. Clean magic eraser removes sharpie.
What the hell is the bottom of the cooler supposed to say?
1-800-SUCK A COCK
At least she gave him the toll free number
If you look close enough you can find a wonderfully written, “Low Life” on the front of the cooler in red
Never bring crazy to formal