Why everyone wishes they went to school in Arizona.
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I’d rather be employed after college
Sexually disappointing these girls would be an understatement. These girls would flat out hate me after my performance.
I’d want to go to school in Arizona for the 30 seconds it would take me to disappoint them.
I’d fuck their brains out… for 11 seconds.
We had a snow day today which reminded me of how glad I am that I don’t go to school in Arizona.
I’d rather not have an STD than have pool parties in January.
But we have pool parties in January so who’s the real winner here?
Fap fap fap fap done
I wanna congratulate the father of the girl on the right after I sexually disappoint her for 10 seconds