Why Girls Should Not Cut Their Hair Short

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None of us grew up looking at or imagining ourselves with women rocking a solid scissor fade. Still, over the past couple of years, there has been a disturbing trend spreading across gender lines: pixie cuts. Knockouts such as Catwoman and Hermoine have famously fallen victim to the shorter hairstyle trend and Beyoncé honestly just looked like she was trying to pull off the frat swoop.

 

If you have any female interaction on social media, whatsoever, you may also have seen Jennifer Lawrence’s new ‘do. Though every chick on the planet begs “Can we just be best friends? Why is she perfect?” you’d only bang her if she lost ten pounds. Now, shedding some lbs. might not even do it. Lawrence didn’t go full-on pixie short, but the results are equally disastrous.

 

Since most girls “OMG, WANT TO BE” Jennifer Lawrence, I fear this has the potential to kick off a horrible reactionary chain of events amongst the female populace. Girls, I’m here to save you from yourself. If you’re a woman in your prime, short hair is an overwhelmingly bad idea.

If Celebrities Can’t Pull It Off, You Can’t

As SFPL noted in his brilliant social commentary on high-waisted shorts, just because a celebrity or a supermodel can pull something off, does not mean you can. You might look at Rihanna and think “That’s edgy, that’s worth aiming for,” but she also rocks the “I just got punched by my boyfriend” look, so her judgment is questionable at best.

For pixie cuts, the “But celebs are doing it!” logic doesn’t even apply. Watch Anne Hathaway in The Dark Knight Rises and compare it to her acceptance of the award for Les Mis with a haircut you’d drunkenly give a pledge. Watch Emma Watson lick her lips in one of the best .GIFs on the internet and then compare it to her Willard-style combover. Watch Beyoncé in literally anything and then compare it to her trying to pull off her best Roger Dorn flow. Normal ladies, if these fine women can’t pull it off, you don’t even stand a chance.

You Will Stand Out, But Not In A Good Way

There are certain things about girls that a guy only notices if they are spectacular or spectacularly awful. Tits, ass, legs, and a couple other things stand out regardless, but a girl’s eyes are only worth noting if they look photoshopped in real life or if they are hanging out of their sockets. The same logic applies to hair, where outside of blonde, brunette, and easy, the male population will give a collective shrug in regard to her having curled it, straightened it, pulled it up, or having done whatever else she spends an hour and a half doing before she goes out. We only notice the length when it happens to rival our own.

Maybe we take for granted your impeccable sense of style, flawless skin tone, or professionally whitened and straightened teeth, but trust me, if you dress like a moron, if you’re covered in acne, or if you’re chewing on glass, we pick it up immediately. If I even have an opinion on girl hairstyles, by default, it means that the hairstyle either has to be terrible or on Adriana Lima.

They Amplify Your Flaws To Other Girls

If there are acceptable times for a lady to have short hair, it is at the two extremes of her life. My grandma has short hair and it fits her. My 1-year-old cousin does, too, and that’s fine. The difference between them and you is that they have no one to impress. If you’re in the female sweet spot, between the ages of 18 and 28, you certainly do.

“But we don’t cut our hair for men, we cut it for ourselves!” the tired chorus cries out. This isn’t just about impressing guys, though. All of those odd insecurities you have about your looks are only highlighted with short hair. Other girls will notice them immediately as well. If you have bad teeth or some other sort of imperfection, with short hair, you’re putting it front and center. Even if you don’t have a glaring flaw, there’s one thing of which I’m sure: your face is going to look fat. Need further proof? Look at that picture of ole Jennifer Lawrence above and remember that she looked fine before.

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  1. 2250
    fakeaccount

    All women should change their appearance to appease your physical preferences because it’s not like your appearance is a factor when it comes to consensual sex, right? because you’re so fucking attractive.

    There’s nothing I hate more than a narcisstic asshole who has more pride than he deserves and I can’t think of anything more satisfying than to ruin your self esteem.

    fyi I’m a dude.

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      fakeaccount

      nope. still a dude.

      and “the gent” you haven’t given me a chance to hurt your ego. why don’t you post a picture of yourself first and show us how fucking attractive you are? Even out the playing field instead of anonymously posting pictures of how unappealing women with short hair is.

      PS, most those celebs have a reason to hack off their hair that goes beyond starting a trend such as, beyonce’s weave got caught in a fan during a performance, or anne hathaway’s character buzzed her hair for a movie. and you have the audacity to criticize? THANKS BEYONCE. NOW ALL THESE GIRLS I COULD HAVE FUCKED ARE CUTTING OFF THEIR HAIR. oh please, as if you even get pussy.

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        Penut

        You can’t read? How sad for you. Why are the posts here never satirical? They are mostly angry, insulting and frustrated. Its weird how the guys here always think that any look women have they don’t find attractive is done either because they are following a trend led by a celebrity, or on a feminist whim. It NEVER occurs to them that a woman may be cutting hair short because short hair looks good to the guys she likes. Yes; As surprising as this may be, some men actually prefer a different look then long hair with highlights, tan, push up bra and low cut top, and too tight low rise jeans with high heels. Those girls match men in baggy pants, muscle shirt, loud mouth, and empty wallet.
        Put simply; Girls wear high rise shorts and short hair not because they don’t care what men think, but because they just don’t care what men like you think.
        By the way; On your wall of sluts you have many girls in high rise shorts, although none with particularly short hair. Why is that, if they are so awful?

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      IcanworrywhenImdead

      Judging by the length of this comment section, fakeaccount either has a lot of time on his hands probably due to lack of job placement or this internet raging/trolling counts for extra credit in his required gender studies class #obamasamerica

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      Nobody

      “and again, I’m not a female. I’m just a double-minority male working and fighting in a straight white male-driven industry of filmmaking.”

      A quote, directly from the flamboyant, “fakeaccount” himself. Until my other reply to this idiotic garbage of a post is done with “moderation,” just let that marinate everybody. And fakeaccount, just log off, you don’t belong here. Or anywhere for that matter, except maybe california..

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      veej

      Oh, and by the way, my inaptly named “Prodigy,” for what don’t you have time? The 195 word reply you somehow managed to pen despite not having time for Fake?

      Spectacular. Absolutely beautiful. I swear to fuck I could print out your comment and frame it as an example of what to avoid when trying to make a convincing statement.

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      GirlNextDoor

      RollTops, that was spoken like an uneducated moron who thinks every opinion ties back to your political affiliation. And PhiPsiPhrat, even if the post IS fake and was written by a girl, the male persona she just invented is more likely to be slept with than either of you, or most of the people on this page. (Thank you, however, for shooting down the kitchen remark among the first comments. If people are going to attempt backwards, sexist humor, they should at least be clever about it, don’t you think?)

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      veej

      Every word of your comment is pure, uncut hypocrisy, The Prodigy TFM.

      Since you fling around hate with such abandon, I absolutely hate hypocrites. The article is judgmental, the comment suggests that being judgmental is bullshit. The writer can state an opinion, one that directly refutes other people’s opinions, but the top commenter is not allowed to do so without inciting your wrath. He dared to do exactly what you are now doing, imagine the nerve!

      Quite simply, dear sir, your reasonable level of articulation belies your remarkable lack of self-awareness. Apparently your school at least teaches you how to speak, if not how to reason. Everything you said sucks about Fake-Account’s comment and self applies doubly to the article and writer you defend. Every. Single. Motherfucking. Thing.

      I’d laugh if the fact that you appear to be serious didn’t make my soul shrivel like a dick stuck up an ice dispenser. Smell your own shit before you start waving your hand with a sour expression on your face.

      If I believed in prayer I’d pray to a just and benevolent god that you never get laid again.

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      The Prodigy TFM

      ^ You’re right there in the same boat as fakeaccount. Girls judge men based on the way they look as well, and it certainly isn’t a crime to go after what you feel is attractive. Girls with long hair are more appealing in the long run than girls with short hair. For every girl that looks good with a short-do, I can show you 10 that look terrible, as well as 10 girls with longer hair that look much better. What you are saying is that it’s completely wrong for the writer to have an opinion. What kind of backwards, offensive thinking is that? You feel that anyone who has an opinion that you disagree, is automatically wrong because you said so. That’s a very negative and disheartening outlook on life, and I hope you’re able to work out whatever issues you’re going through at this time that have caused you to be such a miserable, self-absorbed person.

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        Penut

        That is your opinion. Which is fine. But speaking as though you know what all men think is really immature, and kind of makes your point moot. Just because you have an opinion doesn’t mean its right. The only thing you know is what YOU like. No one else. In the long run plenty of guys like girls with short hair, and plenty of girls look better with short hair. All you could show are 10 girls that YOU think look better. Thats all. You need to work out YOUR issues on being so self absorbed you think all men think what you do.

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      Nobody

      (Took out the slurs so it would hopefully post)

      It was based on another post of yours, where you complained about “straight white male(s)” and said you are a double minority, and a male. It’s not too out of the question.. And yeah that boggled me for a minute, until I realized that they let anybody vote on this website. Not always the best idea to allow any piece of garbage to vote. I mean look at our president, if people had to be informed voters and productive members of society, he wouldn’t have stood a snowball’s chance in hell. Here you go again with the assumptions. If you would read my posts instead of assuming you know what you’re talking about, you’d see I even mentioned my mom talking to me today.. So much for her “leaving me and my father after she shat me out of her front-anus.” (Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you? A “front-anus”? Can’t stop thinking about buttholes long enough to remember what a vagina is called? You’ve got a pretty dirty mouth for a butt pirate, and that’s saying something.

      Wait a second, because you’re a failed movie writer or whatever you said earlier (sorry, I honestly forgot, but it was some profession you were complaining about being unfair(surprise)), you think of yourself as my superior? I honestly believe if we met in real life, you wouldn’t expect me to think of you that way at all. There are a lot of people older than me that are not my superiors. You’re basically the same to me as the guy who flips my burger at Five Guys (I don’t eat McDonalds, which is usually the best analogy). Yeah, you’re older than me. But I have a hell of a lot more going for me and am going somewhere in life, unlike you. Hell, the five guys worker probably makes more than you do.

      YOUR planet? Oh please, I thought you were the people who thought this was everybody’s planet? “Coexist” and all that garbage? I think it’s hilarious you think of yourself so highly. Someone needs to put your ass in it’s place, and I wish I could be there to see it in person. And sorry, I don’t participate in man-on-man intercourse, so I have no clue what a “knife strap on” is, but I’d rather not kill myself with one of your little butt toys, thanks anyway.

      Read more at http://totalfratmove.com/why-girls-should-not-cut-their-hair-short/#KjBDfOJObIdQMUjz.99

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      ClearAnswer

      Wow. Just want you to know your comment is clearly the right one fake-account, like I shit you not there is no contest. The amount of brain most of the people who replied to your comment have is obviously a very minuscule amount if not any, just wanted you to know, I am on your side.

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      Nobody

      Oh great it posts that one but not my real response ( It was based on another post of yours, where you complained about “straight white male(s)” and said you are a double minority, and a male. It’s not too out of the question.. And yeah that boggled me for a minute, until I realized that they let anybody vote on this website. Not always the best idea to allow any piece of garbage to vote. I mean look at our president, if people had to be informed voters and productive members of society, he wouldn’t have stood a snowball’s chance in hell. Here you go again with the assumptions. If you would read my posts instead of assuming you know what you’re talking about, you’d see I even mentioned my mom talking to me today.. So much for her “leaving me and my father after she shat me out of her front-anus.” (Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you? A “front-anus”? Silly fag can’t stop thinking about buttholes long enough to remember what a vagina is called? You’ve got a pretty dirty mouth for a butt-pirate, and that’s saying something.)

      Wait a second, because you’re a failed movie writer or whatever you said earlier (sorry, I honestly forgot, but it was some profession you were complaining about being unfair(surprise)), you think of yourself as my superior? I honestly believe if we met in real life, you wouldn’t expect me to think of you that way. There are a lot of people older than me that are not my superiors. You’re basically the same to me as the guy who flips my burger at Five Guys (I don’t eat McDonalds, which is usually the best analogy). Yeah, you’re older than me. But I have a hell of a lot more going for me and am going somewhere in life, unlike you.

      YOUR planet? Homo-please, I thought you were the people who thought this was everybody’s planet? “Coexist” and all that shit? I think it’s hilarious you think of yourself so highly. Someone needs to put your fairy ass in it’s place, and I wish I could be there to see it in person. And sorry, I don’t participate in gay intercourse, so I have no clue what a “knife strap on” is, but I’d rather not kill myself with one of your little butt toys, thanks anyway.

      )

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      fakeaccount

      Look it up on youtube. it was pretty funny. but like a true professional, she powered through and kept singing through the whole ordeal.

      I bet you would cry if it happened to you. that’s a thought that makes me laugh even more.

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      Nobody

      That’s a very liberal way of thinking, Prodigy. They think they should get better treatment and then say, “ohhh noooo it’s equal!”

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      Rihanna Deserved It

      you take this shit way the fuck too seriously. get a fucking life, guy. women look better with long hair, ice cream is better when it’s frozen, puppies are more fun when they’re alive. these are all facts, fucking deal with it you pussy.

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      fakeaccount

      Huh? So my choice in a username renders my comment imaginary and not of our physical realm? Or are you questioning if I’m even human? You caught me. I am a beta Siri for ios129 and I’ve been programmed with a list of infinite algorithms to simulate human conversation with every intricacy and typo a flawed human brain can produ9ce.

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    • 12
      fakeaccount

      Is that so, nobody? Funny how you jump to the conclusion that I’m queer, not that that matters. As of now 278+ people support my comment so I’d say my opinion fucking matters. My mom raised me to respect those who deserve respect, whereas your mom probably left you and your father after she shat you out of her front-anus. You’re a shit pile that knows how to talk but doesn’t know how to respect their superiors. You’re too stupid to live on my planet and you’re just dirtying up the earth so kill yourself however you please. preferably with a knife strap on.

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      Troglodyte

      So much pent up angst in fakeaccounts comments.
      I can feel the angst flowing out of my computer screen and onto the floor alongside his pathetic pseudo-philosophical liberal dribble.

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      BlutarskyTFM

      If the most satisfying thing you can do for yourself (your words, not mine) is to “ruin” the author’s self esteem anonymously over the Internet, you might want to re-evaluate some life choices. Sounds like you may have some self esteem issues yourself, champ.

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      The Prodigy TFM

      This has all gotten way out of hand but I do want to say something to Fake Account real quick. I absolutely hate people like you. Now before you get all defensive I want to make it clear that it has nothing to do with your sexual orientation (I acted in musicals in High School and actually have quite a few gay friends.). I hate you because you are the type of person who will endlessly judge, belittle, ridicule and mock other people, but as soon as someone says something that you don’t like you will flip out and wonder why the entire world doesn’t run to defend you. I value integrity in people more than anything. Sterling is a good writer and this article was simply his opinion, which he his more than welcome to share publicly. Lets face it for what it is, you’re an attention whore who got what he wanted here but at the end of the day you can’t look yourself in the mirror and know that you’re a decent person of integrity. You’re simply a hypocrite and I have no time for it.

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        Penut

        He isn’t gay. And Sterling isn’t stating what he wrote as an opinion, which he should have done…and your point deteriorates from there…

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    The Fourth

    No, I’d definitely bang Jennifer Lawrence without her having to lose ten pounds and even with that hair, it’s hard to say I wouldn’t do it.

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      The Fourth

      @fakeaccount – I liked you as I started rereading this comment section, after further review, you’re a retard. I said, “I’d”. It’s a contraction of “I would”, not “I definitely am going to”. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this page is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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      hms

      @Nobody. You probably are as ugly as you are stupid sir, “normal woman hair.” ?? It’s called style and fashion. If youdon’t like it don’t look at it. You sound like a psycho saying that the way someone treats THEIR OWN HAIR, THEIR OWN BODY is YOU’RE pet peeve. Sorry you’ve been rocking the same hair cut since high school, bro.

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      fakeaccount

      okay let me make something clear.

      It doesn’t matter if you would bang jennifer lawrence regardless of her length of hair. In fact, none of you would bang her if she didn’t consent to it. she’s out of all your fucking leagues so stop right there.

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      fakeaccount

      it is written from as much ignorance as this article but on the opposite end of the spectrum. stop thinking with your little prick and use your fucking brain.

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      Nobody

      hms: Never been called either by anybody that matters(this includes you). It’s kind of hard not to look at, as I sometimes have to interact with these tasteless people. And since it’s their hair, they aren’t the ones that have to look at that shit. And it’s ok, if it’s not broken, don’t fix it. Which is the whole fucking point here. Don’t take elegant long hair and chop it off, because it looked great to begin with and not looks awful.

      fakeaccount: Wow, thanks for the moment of clarity, dickbag. He used a girl like her who is out of most people’s leagues(definitely you and anybody you fucking know) to demonstrate a point, which obviously went right over your head. But you really cleared that up, thanks! Dumbass.

      Listen, if you make an account just to comment on a website to people who obviously don’t give a shit what you or anybody else that they don’t care about thinks, you’re a fucking loser. Get a normal hobby. And this isn’t only for “fakeaccount” as there are obviously others who did the same thing. Pathetic pieces of shit, it’s actually sad.

      ^ ThisTake a lapReply • 12 months ago
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      Nobody

      It says my comment in reply to your other ridiculous posts is awaiting moderation, so you lucked out until they post it. As you’re an extremely arrogant type of ass bandit, I just know that if you don’t see a reply, you’ll assume I conceded. That’s not the case. Every flawed argument you wrote was rebutted, don’t worry. And by the way, don’t be surprised. The only reason your comment has any likes at all is partly because all those people probably don’t know your uh… Situation.. With your sexuality. It’s a shame they took your condition out of the DSM. I hope you get to read my real responses, but I think they were too long and had probably triggered some sort of slur filter.

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      Owl Amaze You

      I take it as a compliment when a guy say’s he’ll do me. As a girl, I’m not sure how a guy saying he’d bang someone because he finds them attractive is ignorant?? Clearly you wouldn’t have sex with someone you weren’t attracted to. Definitely a compliment.

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    lvck

    Having recently cut my hair into a pixie cut, (and am feeling more beautiful than I ever have before) I panicked when I saw this article. As I began reading this article I realized that none of your arguments are facts, simply opinions. So there really is no reason women shouldn’t have short hair, you just would prefer not to date one. My real problem with this article is that you spent time in your life to work hard and write something not productive, but insensitive, disgusting, hurtful, and untrue. Shame on your spending your time to purposely insult someone.

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      kyucirnogirl

      The fucking idiots on this fucking comment box amuses me. Fuck. More idiots like the user ‘Nobody’ makes me lose more faith in humanity.

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      Nobody

      Then I’ve done my job. Maybe we can get you to lose enough faith in humanity to give up and die, leaving the world a much better place for the rest of us!

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      Nobody

      The fact that you panicked when you saw the article speaks wonders about how beautiful you really think you are now. Sorry you chose an ugly haircut. You don’t have to complain about someone’s writing on a website that, to be honest, you probably wouldn’t like to begin with.

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        Feminist101

        This is a good example here of a man who is a bigot towards women. Yes you think we are exist merely to please you. Serve you. And only live by your standards?

        We can think for ourselves, make our own choices, and choose our own fu*king haircuts to please only us. And if you don’t like us exercising our rights as individual people shove your opinions up your ass.

        I am a woman with short hair, I love it, men love it, women like my hair too. It suits me and long hair overwhelms me and looks horrible. Yes not all women can pull it off, doesn’t mean they can’t experiment and do as they wish. Wether its for a movie role, for fun, or because of hair damage from all the other things we do to look good for YOU and entertain you.. apparently.

        I should post about how not ALL men can pull off facial hair, and how this trend needs to stop.

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      DrunkWithFunk21

      Oh baby, you shouldn’t have done this to yourself.

      GirlNextDoor: A woman whom presumably has graduated from college based on an overly drawn out comment found further down who has recently begun(based on your rank) throughly reading this site in an attempt to relive the days back in college when it was much easier to meet men and your life felt like it had more substance to it. I get the impression that you may have moved far from your friends and town to start over and pursue your dream job which hasn’t quite panned out the way you had visioned (don’t worry, dreams don’t for most people). This including the lack of a man in your life that made you crave the semi abusive but playful tone which most men try to portray over this site. To further my guess, and feel free to correct me if I am wrong, you are a girl who is cute in the face, lacking (well more the opposite) in the body, and have quite high expectations for yourself. You dislike the real you for whatever reason, feel quite insecure, and turn to an anonymous profile to express your true feelings. Now, I respect your appreciation for someone who can articulate well, leads me to believe you had a major which was writing intensive or a career that is so I am going to go with communications or marketing. Considering these are both pretty useless with regards to monetary gain, I am going to give you a hint of advice if you would like to land a man who repulses you with some of the terms he coins around but will sit your sweet ass in a coke white benz. Assholes and douche bags tend to make a lot more money because it takes really giving zero fucks about what other people think to have the balls to go out and make something of yourself. If you wonder why a high majority of fraternity men run successful businesses and are influential in a number of areas, it is because we have spent extensive time in situations which stimulate our egos, boost testosterone, and connect us to people who can allow us to execute our visions.

      This would be so much more fun if you knew who I actually was, but for now, I will urge you to not go all self righteous and feminist in a place where fraternity men go to joke and act over the top. Every now and then, you might come across someone who is surprisingly more educated, influential, and sophisticated than you might think. The best part about this? you may or may not be making me money right now (in another unrelated and unexpected area) and if not, you will be soon.

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    420

    this article will soon be quite popular on the internet (which is intended i presume) but they will be scrutinized by the public for their sexual idealisms and their targeting of women who have shorter hair or aren’t stick thin

    therefor the writer will be eaten alive and quite frankly doesn’t have the writing skills to support himself through that mess

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      Nobody

      No, see he didn’t have to give any fucks, because it’s as funny to him as it is to the rest of us. He wasn’t trying to impress anybody, he writes columns for this website.. He was doing his job. And a damn good one I might add. Just look at his twitter, he is enjoying every second of this. And I can’t say I’m not as well.. Get over everything having to be so politically correct and not offend anybody. It’s not helping anybody except the weak.

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      ThisSiteMakesMeVomit

      The writer of this article gave enough fucks to make a complete ass of himself, wouldn’t have written the article if he didn’t have someone to impress. It seems like frat boys are always that way though, trying to impress the guys around them by belittling women.

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      asdfghjkl1234_

      To the “I hope your friend dies a painful death” guy…really? In any situation do you honestly think that’s something you can say to someone whose friend is suffering from cancer? Are you serious? I’m so disgusted that there is anyone alive that would feel like that’s an acceptable thing to say, and I’m equally disgusted that there are people who would support them. You seriously need to reevaluate your life.

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      OurHero

      ^I can’t believe you thought it was “acceptable” to expect serious, “PG” responses and opinions from a comedy website. There is nothing worse than someone who relies on pity to give substance to their argument. Frankly, I’m disgusted that you take everything so seriously.

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