Wife Of The Year Shows Up Drunk And Naked To Jail To Have Sex With Her Husband

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Something tells me 26-year-old Maura Fussel probably played Beyoncé’s “Drunk In Love” on the jukebox more than once before she left some Reston, Va., bar to make her way to the the Arlington Magistrate’s office this past Saturday night.

Police say Maura Fussell arrived at the magistrate’s office around 11:00 p.m. seeking to visit her husband, who had been arrested in Clarendon earlier that day. She was drunk, completely naked and refused to get dressed or leave in a cab, according to Arlington County Police spokesman Dustin Sternbeck.

Sternbeck was unable to say whether Fussell arrived at the office wearing clothes and subsequently removed them, or whether she arrived there naked.

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This is literally romance at its finest right here, guys. What more would your wife or significant other have to do to prove her commitment to you? Let me answer: nothing. Honestly, nothing says “I love you” more than getting bombed at 11 p.m. with the intention of visiting your husband in jail…naked.

I’m going to take a swing for the fences here and say her aim was definitely a little more sexual in nature than simply “visiting” her husband, based on the fact the she was completely naked and refused to leave.

Mrs. Fussell was arrested and charged with indecent exposure and public drunkenness for this ridiculous–yet awesome–stunt she pulled. It’s unclear whether she got to spend the night in the drink tank by her husband’s side or not.

[via Arlington Now]

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