Win $1,000,000 Watching Football This Sunday

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Do you like money? Fuck yeah you do! How about easy money and a shot to remind those loser pledges that you’re better than them? Enter DraftKings.

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Our good friends over at DraftKings are holding a special contest just for TFM where you can enter for a shot at the top prize of $1,000,000 in their Millionaire Maker contest contest. I didn’t stutter – $1 MILLION. You could drop out and party like Anthony Kim for a week with that cash. The rules on DraftKings are easier to understand than your mid-terms. You’re given $50,000 in cap space to put together a team that will score the most fantasy points. Waiting an entire season for a payout is for losers. You can win big NOW.

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The entry fee is only $27. That’s one quick, easy trip to the local plasma donation center. You’re an idiot if you don’t enter. First place in the Millionaire Maker contest will take home $1,000,000 in cold hard cash.

Thank me and sign up now before the contest fills, and earn your shot at $1,000,000 or get Ebola.

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