Being the guy she’s “not allowed to talk to.” TFM.

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    TKEpledge

    Attention Sasha and CargoShortsYOLO, you have been offered bids to join the prestigious Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity, also referred to as: Heaven. Please sign your cards and report to the house for group hugs to celebrate.

    ^ ThisTake a lapReply • 3 years ago
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    TKEActive

    Say!
    I like green eggs and ham!
    I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!
    And I would eat them in a boat!
    And I would eat them with a goat…
    And I will eat them in the rain.
    And in the dark. And on a train.
    And in a car. And in a tree.
    They are so good so good you see!

    So I will eat them in a box.
    And I will eat them with a fox.
    And I will eat them in a house.
    And I will eat them with a mouse.
    And I will eat them here and there.
    Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

    I do so like
    green eggs and ham!
    Thank you!
    Thank you,
    Sam-I-am

    ^ ThisTake a lapReply • 3 years ago
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    Sasha_

    Single handedly bringing down what is arguably the most popular website for the entire Greek community. TFTC.
    Regards,
    Sasha

    ^ ThisTake a lapReply • 3 years ago
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      TKEActive

      Say!
      In the dark?
      Here in the dark!
      Would you, could you, in the dark?

      I would not, could not,
      in the dark.

      Would you, could you,
      in the rain?

      I would not, could not, in the rain.
      Not in the dark. Not on a train,
      Not in a car, Not in a tree.
      I do not like them, Sam, you see.
      Not in a house. Not in a box.
      Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
      I will not eat them here or there.
      I do not like them anywhere!

      ^ ThisTake a lapReply • 3 years ago
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    TKEActive

    You do not like
    green eggs and ham?

    I do not
    like them,
    Sam-I-am.

    Could you, would you,
    with a goat?

    I would not,
    could not.
    with a goat!

    Would you, could you,
    on a boat?

    I could not, would not, on a boat.
    I will not, will not, with a goat.
    I will not eat them in the rain.
    I will not eat them on a train.
    Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
    Not in a car! You let me be!
    I do not like them in a box.
    I do not like them with a fox.
    I will not eat them in a house.
    I do not like them with a mouse.
    I do not like them here or there.
    I do not like them ANYWHERE!

    ^ ThisTake a lapReply • 3 years ago

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