How did your Valentine’s Day go? Did you spend it with your girlfriend watching “Fifty Shades of Grey” before having mediocre sex? Maybe you did what any rational man would do: go to a bar and shamelessly hit on girls who are desperate for some sort of affection because they received none this year from a Valentine (or their father).
One man in Chula Vista took part in the latter. After meeting a girl on the trolley for the first time, he flirted her pants off — literally. The two made their way to a strip mall when the sexual tension became too much. They began to make out in front of a dress shop, rolling around like wild animals, before they decided to consummate their one-time deal.
From ABC News:
A man and woman, who Chula Vista police said had just met on the trolley, getting down and dirty in front of Christina’s dress shop. Peterson said the man and woman seemed oblivious to the fact that it was 3:30 p.m. and they were surrounded by people in a shopping strip mall.
The two kept their clothes on for the first 15 minutes then Peterson overheard the man convince his new friend to take their relationship to the next level. He stripped off all his clothes; she kept her skirt on.
The boundaries of sexual relations show no bias for time or place. When hormones are flying, you can’t fault two people for taking a mid-afternoon trip to poundtown for everyone to see. Porn is considered art, so why can’t we embrace these two for their artistic movement?
Not everyone shares my sentiment, though. Customers of the store weren’t too pleased that these two exposed their kids to seeing two people have sex.
We were just panicked and there were customers,” she said. “We had a brand new trainee –her first day.” The trainee was a 17-year-old girl who they took to the back of the store. “A woman with her baby and 16-, 17-, 18-year-old girls here to shop for prom and got the shock of their life.”
Listen here, if you’ve got a kid older than 16, chances are, your kid is having sex. Kids these days are fucking like rabbits. I’m sure those kids won’t be scarred for life.
Luckily, security was there to break ’em up, right? Wrong. Security was nowhere to be found, and the police had to be called. My guess is that he was watching the tape in his back office, stuffing a powdered donut into his mouth with one hand, and masturbating with the other.
It’s good to see that there were guys scoring some ass on Valentine’s Day..
[via ABC News]