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Woman Live-Tweets Her Neighbor Having Outrageously Loud Sex, Includes Audio Proof

Even though she’s no longer in college, Stacey Ritzen recently experienced one of the most common problems that comes with sharing a wall with a sex fiend: collateral sex noise damage.

Ritzen, who is a writer and web culture editor for UPROXX, took to Twitter to give the world a front row seat (literally, we’re up against the wall) to the whole ordeal.




I’m not surprised he’s a bus driver, because it sounds like she’s on the express route to Poundtown. Ba dum tss!

I’d watch my back door if I were her; I hear bus drivers know all the routes. Ba dum tss!

Okay, I’m done.


I’m not sure why he’s screaming out “Yes! Yes!” during, as if he is a prospector who has just struck gold, and I’m also not sure why her moans sound like those of a Scooby-Doo ghost. To each their own, I suppose.




The bus driver isn’t murdering her, but he sure is murdering something else.

I love Twitter.

[via Stacey Ritzen/Twitter]

Image via Stacey Ritzen/Twitter

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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