I’m not big on all these health technologies. Sure, some people out there might get some good use out of them, but I stay healthy and I don’t need some wearable technology to tell me that shit. One of the most popular products on the market is the FitBit, which tracks your heart rate.
One lady decided she wanted to see what kind of physical activity she was partaking in during sex with her man. Turns out, it’s not much.
No way this chick actually orgasmed after what looks like 6 minutes. The female orgasm is fake and a myth anyway, so she’s lying here. Secondly, 8 minutes is too long. Is this guy a sex olympian? You get in, get out, get off, get a sandwich, and get on with your life. Occasionally (99% of the time), you may leave your partner unsatisfied, but you yourself are one happy son-of-a-bitch.
Also, what the fuck is an aftershock? Does this guy thrust with the force of a 7.0 earthquake? That could be the reason why her knees gave out if he was also thrusting while she was on top (which is poor form because that’s when you let her do all the work).
The best thing about this Imgur post was the comment section. There was some gold down there.
Go out and get you a FitBit, kids. Apparently, you can do some useful stuff with it..
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