World’s Biggest Woman Loses Weight from ‘Sexathons’

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Alex Potter has been putting in some work. And bless his heart, it’s work that literally no other man on earth would partake in. The work entails sexing up his wife, the heaviest woman on the planet, up to seven times every day in what they’re calling “sexathons.” The couple split up at one point, sending Pauline Potter into a caloric frenzy bringing her to 728 lbs.

The ‘sexathons’ with Alex, who has visited her twice a month for four days at a time, have had a dramatic effect on her size, helping her shed a stone (14 lbs.) each month by sweating off the calories. ‘I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session-it’s great exercise just jiggling around,’ she told Closer Magazine.

Let that mental image sink into your filthy little minds.

Even though one of Pauline’s legs weighs more than Alex does, the couple are able to enjoy sex using different positions. And although Pauline isn’t yet confident enough to buy sexy lingerie, she drapes a nice sheet over her to achieve the same effect in the bedroom.

Going off these photos, I’m going to assume just getting to her business end would be physically exhausting. We’re talking heaps of flesh, mountains of it. Then poor Alex has to maneuver her massive body and manage her rolls in such a way to achieve steady penetration. No wonder he’s in such great shape. Her fupial region looks like Charlie Weis went for a muff dive down there and got stuck.

‘I tell Alex he needs to visit more so he can help me shed the pounds quicker!’

You hear that, Alex? You have some work to do, my friend. You better pack a lunch.

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Roger Dorn (@RogerJDorn) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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    Fraterick Southgate

    “I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session-it’s great exercise just jiggling around,’ she told Closer Magazine”

    What are the odds she demands queso lube?

    ^ ThisTake a lapReply • 2 years ago
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    WhoDatFrat80

    I’d rather cry fire and vomit king cobras than sleep with that woman. Seriously, how do people allow themselves to become this morbidly obese?

    ^ ThisTake a lapReply • 2 years ago

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