Write For TFM And Earn U.S. Currency

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The first time you get published on TFM, your dick grows three internet inches, then slowly and steadily each time after that. Having hundreds of published pieces currently appearing on this site, I can’t even virtually walk anymore while trying to lug this cyber dick around.

Hi, are you the funniest person you know and possess the ability to translate your humor to written words? Do you have better than shitty grammar? Are you familiar with our site? Would you like to write for us and have your work read by an assload of people, AND put a little beer money in your pocket in the process? If you answered in the affirmative to these questions, I have an opportunity for you.

Total Frat Move is seeking the funniest, most creative writers in the country. If you prove you can contribute quality content consistently, we will make you an offer to join our freelance writing team.

So, why would you want to write for TFM (aside from the long e-dong)? Here’s why:

1. The Grandex network attracts between 12 and 22 million unique visitors each month. Bottom line: your work will be read by many, many people.

2. It’s great experience. For you journalism majors and aspiring writers, this is a great résumé addition and a foot in the industry door. You also get to experience firsthand the inner workings of a successful website.

3. You get paid per published piece.

4. It’s a lot of fun.

If you’re interested and think you’re the ideal candidate to write for us, please send me an email (dillon@grandex.co) with this subject line: TFM WRITER: [your first and last name], along with 100 words about why you’d dominate this position. I will instruct you from there. Please do not email me unless you are prepared to prove you’re a quality writer with a writing sample, which I will provide details on with my response to you.

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