Only using self-destructive outlets for stress. TFM.
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Auto-erotic asphyxiation. TFTC.
Aint that the truth. Last time i got a little carried away and popped some blood vessels in my eye and had to wear an eye patch for 6 months. I had a lazy eye for 6 months but got kicked in the face by a goat and it went back straight.
The only question i have would be is it ok to toss her salad after she dies, or is that a little much? I figure before i dump her in the pool at the closest housing projects, i want to get my biggest bang for my buck, if you will.
^This entire exchange.
After she’s dead you can do whatever you want. She’s dead, it’s not like she can say no or pretend she doesn’t like it.
Also I see what you did there. “Bang for my buck.” Nice.
Who doesnt enjoy a little choke and stroke every once in a while? Just dont turn into a chronic stranglebater. Trust me.
I’ve found a safer alternative is choke-fucking girls. Get a hooker, and strangle her to death while railing her, the more they struggle the better. It’s a totally different sensation, yes, but its just as enjoyable.
Here at DeVry we are FIRST.
^even though I hate you, well played.
…In the unemployment line.
^^Coming from a guy who knows a thing or two about being first, you’re an idiot.
^^THIS FUCKING GUY