Only using self-destructive outlets for stress. TFM.
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Auto-erotic asphyxiation. TFTC.
^This entire exchange.
Aint that the truth. Last time i got a little carried away and popped some blood vessels in my eye and had to wear an eye patch for 6 months. I had a lazy eye for 6 months but got kicked in the face by a goat and it went back straight.
The only question i have would be is it ok to toss her salad after she dies, or is that a little much? I figure before i dump her in the pool at the closest housing projects, i want to get my biggest bang for my buck, if you will.
After she’s dead you can do whatever you want. She’s dead, it’s not like she can say no or pretend she doesn’t like it.
Also I see what you did there. “Bang for my buck.” Nice.
Who doesnt enjoy a little choke and stroke every once in a while? Just dont turn into a chronic stranglebater. Trust me.
I’ve found a safer alternative is choke-fucking girls. Get a hooker, and strangle her to death while railing her, the more they struggle the better. It’s a totally different sensation, yes, but its just as enjoyable.
Here at DeVry we are FIRST.
^even though I hate you, well played.
…In the unemployment line.
^^Coming from a guy who knows a thing or two about being first, you’re an idiot.
^^THIS FUCKING GUY